Of course alcohol makes us all do silly things, be it think we're more attractive, sing, dance etc. But please guys if you do hook up with someone in the bar, think about what your doing and where you are!
Saturday was pretty busy and we had a large group of guys in after watching the rugby and some girls on a hen party. Obviously after a few drinks some of the guys and girls hit it off and were kissing, no problems there, even if I'm not one for public displays of affection myself. But later on one of the couples were groping and kissing eachother at the bar taking up, what I call some valuable real estate, especially on a Saturday night. As it was coming towards the end of the night I said nothing and kept working away.
Anyway 10 mins later I'm making a round of B52's (each carefully layered) and 4 Dirty Martini's when the previously mentioned girl from the couple jumped backwards up on the bar and knocks all the drinks over! I'm kinda pissed now and tell her I want the money for the round she's just spilled but only when I look closely I notice the guy has his cock out and she it wearing no underwear that I really lose it. These guys were going to have sex on my bar, in front of me and hundreds of others without a care in the world! So as she forks out the cash I tell them to cool off and unleash the soda gun on them! Needless to say they weren't happy but the other customers were bent double laughing and I finished the night much happier.
So just to close I have some knowledge I can pass on, if you can't wait til you get home to get it on, at least be clever and use the disabled toilets (their more spacious!) or the side alleyway but never ever on the bar!
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Ha! Nice one Shane! I actually had a couple lock themselves in the bathroom right at closing time and they didn't come out until we were done closing up! Not wanting to call the cops as it raises red flags for the bar, we actually had to sit around & wait a bit longer for them! ...Similar to your story, not that long ago this guy picked his chick up, plopped her ass on the bar and literally pulled her tits out of her dress and started to suck on them! We obviously had to request that he remove the pacifier from his mouth... Without a second thought her grabbed her off the bar and started to drag her towards the bathroom only to come face to face with security!
ReplyDeleteAs you said... Stay off the prime real estate! Seriously!