Okay, I feel obligated to put this one out there... What's up with the Hello Kitty logo on your credit card girls!??!? Get a National Geographic Logo. A sports team you like. Maybe even your college's logo! In the worst case scenario get the cute PETA puppy and kitten logo but NOT Hello Kitty!!! ...Some of you are actually really cute so you could even put a sexy picture on your credit card AND it would also double as theft protection!
...I think to myself, "If I were a guy and some chick pulled out her credit card to pay for a round of drinks I'd be tickled pink! That is of course until I realized that her pink credit card was in fact a Hello Kitty credit card." That's the equivillent of a man pulling out a Mutant Ninja Turtle Visa Card!
I'd start to wonder if she's wearing Hello Kitty panties!? Is she any good in the sack??? Does she have a corny laugh?! What's the wattage of the bulb upstairs? There are a million other things I would also be thinking but in my attempt to expedite this blog I will carry on and say that I don't think my conscience would have allowed me to let her buy the round of drinks... After all she may need that money for her new Hannah Montana doll she's been saving up for...
Is this where I stop? Am I out of line here? I think this is where I will stop and ask you to share some thoughts...
GOOD NIGHT!
Boo-yah!
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Oh hre it goes and I know i shoul'nt..."Was she asian?" No she di'nt!! Yes i did!!!
ReplyDeleteActually no! And there have been more than one of these card holders!!!
ReplyDeleteHey, at least it didnt have like the local KKK sticker on it... :P
ReplyDeleteYou've got a point there Ryan! Could be worse!!!
ReplyDeleteI mean correct me if I am wrong but I feel it's the equivalent of a guy having the Mutant Ninja Turtles on his credit card...
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