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Is it me or is it beyond obvious when someone needs a drink to "bring them down"

It amazes me how "off the hook" some people can get... Extreme dancing or grinding of the teeth are probably two of the biggest give aways. I must say that this is very uncomfortable to experience. I run to these people first for a few reasons. 1.) They are usually hanging over the bar flagging me down as if their kid just got ran over by a bus and they need someone to dial 911 2.) They are causing a commotion that they completely unaware of 3.) I'm afraid their heart will explode if I don't get to them fast enough!

The great thing is that there is no such thing as over serving when it comes to these people. It's like a sand bag in a storm... Do you think I should recommend a yoga class or two?